"That's a point. You sure you don't want a nightcap?"

"Positive."

"Did you know the nickel was worth that much?"

"I had a pretty good idea."

"You were so cool about it on the way up there. I had no idea it was worth a fortune."

"I just seemed cool."

"Yeah?" She cocked her head, studied me. "I'm glad we didn't take the ten grand apiece and say the hell with it. Why not take a gamble? It's not like I needed ten thousand dollars to get my kid brother an operation. How long do you think it'll take him to sell it?"

"There's no telling. He could move it tomorrow or sit on it for six months."

"But sooner or later the phone'll ring and we'll find out we just hit the Irish Sweepstakes."

"Something like that."

She stifled a yawn. "I thought I'd feel like celebrating tonight. But it's not really over yet, is it? It's probably a good thing. I don't think I've got the strength for a celebration. Besides, I'm sure to have a bitch of a sugar hangover in the morning."

"A sugar hangover?"

"All that pastry."

"You think it's the sugar that's going to give you a hangover?"

"What else?" She picked a cat off the couch, set him on the floor. "Sorry, fellow," she told him, "but it's bedtime for Mama."

"You sure you don't want the bed, Carolyn?"

"How are you supposed to fit on the couch? We'd have to fold you in half."

"It's just that I hate to chase you out of your own bed."

" Bern, we have this same argument every time you stay over. One of these days I'll actually let you have the couch and you'll never make the offer again."

So I took the bed and she took the couch, as usual and I slept in my underwear and she in her Dr. Denton's. Ubi joined her on the couch. Archie, the Burmese, was restless at first, pacing the perimeters of the dark apartment like a rancher checking his fences. After a few circuits he threw himself onto the bed, flopped against me, and got the purring machine going. He was great at it, but then he's had all his life to practice.

Carolyn had had about three drinks to each of mine and they kept her from spending much time tossing and turning. In minutes her breathing announced that she was asleep, and in not too many more minutes she began emitting a ladylike snore.

I lay on my back, hands behind neck, eyes open, running the night's events through my mind. However long it took Abel to sell the nickel and whatever price we ultimately received for it, the Colcannon burglary was over and we were clear of it. As unpromising as it had been at first glance, when I'd seen we were not the first burglars to pay a call, things had worked out rather well. The loot was out of our hands, all but a rather anonymous minor Chagall litho which, given the chaos in the Colcannon carriage house, might never even get reported. And if it did, so what? It was one of a series of 250, and who'd come looking for it on Carolyn's wall anyway?

All the same, I put it in her closet when I awoke the next morning. It was around nine-thirty and she'd already fed herself and the cats and left for her Schnauzer appointment. I had a cup of coffee and a roll, tucked the litho away, let my attaché case keep it company rather than carry my burglar tools to work with me. The sun was shining, the air fresh and clean, and instead of contending with the subway I could walk to work. I could have run, for that matter-I had the shoes for it-but why spoil a beautiful morning? I strode along briskly, inhaling great lungfuls of air, swinging my arms at my sides. There was even a point when I caught myself whistling. I don't remember the tune.

I opened up around ten-fifteen and had my first customer twenty minutes later, a bearded pipe smoker who chose a couple volumes of English history. Then I sold a few things from the bargain table, and then trade slowed down enough for me to get back to the book I'd been reading yesterday. Old Spenser was still knocking himself out. This time he was doing bench presses, whatever they are, on a Universal machine. Whatever that is.

Two men in their forties walked in a little before eleven. They both wore dark suits and heavy shoes. One of them could have trimmed his sideburns a little higher. He was the one who walked to the back of the store while the other took an immediate and unconvincing interest in the poetry section.

I had Abel's thirteen hundred dollars in my wallet, plus the thousand dollars I always carry on a job in case I have to bribe somebody. I hoped they would settle for the money in the register. I hoped the bulge under the jacket of the sideburned chap wasn't really a gun, and that if it was he wouldn't decide to shoot me with it. I sent up an urgent brief prayer to Saint John of God, the patron saint of book-sellers, a framed picture of whom old Mr. Litzauer had left hanging in the office. No point praying to Dismas now. I was bookselling, not burgling.

There was nothing I could do but wait for them to make a move, and I didn't have to do that for very long. They approached the counter, the one with the sideburns returning from the rear of the store, the other still clutching a volume of Robert W. Service's verses. I had a flash vision of one of them shooting me while the other recited "The Cremation of Sam McGee."

They reached the counter together. The Service fan said, "Rhodenbarr? Bernard Rhodenbarr?"

I didn't deny it.

"Better get your coat. Want to talk to you downtown."

"Thank God," I said.

Because, as you must have guessed and as I should have guessed, they weren't robbers after all. They were cops. And while cops may indeed rob you now and then, it's uncommon for them to do so at gunpoint. And gunpoint is something I prefer not to be at.

"He's glad to see us," said the sideburned chap.

The other nodded. "Probably a load off his mind."

"Sure. Probably up all night with guilt, aching to confess."

"I think you're right, Phil. Here's a guy, small-time burglar, he's in over his head. You look at his sheet, you can patch it together pretty good. He teamed up with somebody violent."

"I'm right with you, Dan. Bad companions."

"Do it every time. Now he's probably up to his kidneys in guilt and remorse. He can hand us the partner, make him the heavy, turn state's evidence and cop to a lesser charge. Good lawyer and the right attitude and what do you bet he's on the street in three years?"

"No bet, Phil. Three years, four at the outside. You want to close the store, Bernie? We'll just take a little ride downtown."

The fog lifted slowly. I'd been so relieved at not being robbed that it took a minute or two to realize I was being arrested, which is no pleasure in and of itself. They were talking to each other as if I weren't even in the room, but it was easy to see that I was the intended object of this merry little Phil-and-Dan patter. (Phil was the one with the sideburns, Dan the poetry lover.) According to their private script, I was supposed to be shaking in my Pumas even as they spoke.

Well, it was working.

"What's it all about?" I managed to ask.

"Some people would like to talk to you," Dan said.

"About what?"

"A little visit you paid last night to a house on Eighteenth Street," Phil said. "A little unannounced call."

Shit, I thought. How had they tagged us for Colcannon? My stomach turned with the beginnings of despair. It's particularly disheartening to be charged with a crime, I've found, when it's one you've committed. There's rather less opportunity for righteous indignation.

"So let's get going," Dan said. He set the book of poems on the counter. I found myself hoping his last name was McGrew, and that Phil would shoot him.

I'd just opened the store and now I had to close it. "Am I under arrest?" I asked.

"Do you want to be?"

"Not especially."

"Well, if you come with us voluntarily we won't have to arrest you."