"Hello, Mr Sutter. Frank Bellarosa."

"Hello, Mr Bellarosa." I glanced at Susan, who had taken the opportunity to transfer my asparagus to her plate.

Bellarosa said, I'm looking at this thing here that your wife dropped off."

"Yes."

"You gonna build a stable?"

"Yes, if you have no objections."

"What do I care? Am I going to smell the horse shit?" "I don't think so, Mr Bellarosa. It's quite a distance from your house but near your property line, so I need what is called a sideline variance." "Yeah?"

"Yeah." Susan was finished with my asparagus and was eating my steak now. She doesn't have that much of an appetite for her own cooking. "Stop that." "Stop what?" asked Bellarosa.

I turned my attention back to the phone. "Nothing. So, if you have no objections, would you sign that petition and mail it in the envelope to the village? I would appreciate that."

"Why do you need my okay to do that?"

"Well, as I said, the new structure would be within a hundred yards of your property line, and the law -" "Law?" exclaimed Mr Bellarosa as if I'd used a dirty word. "Fuck the law. We're neighbours, for Christ's sake. Go ahead. I'll sign the thing." "Thank you."

"I'm looking at these plans you sent along, Mr Sutter. You need somebody to build this thing?"

"No, I sent you those plans because the… the rules require that I show you the plans – " "Yeah? Why? Hey, this thing is brick and stone. I could help you out there." "Actually… we're moving an existing stable."

"Yeah? That thing I saw the other week when I was there? That's where the horses are now?"

"Yes."

"You moving that whole fucking thing?"

"No, only part of it. You'll see by the plans -"

"Why? You could build a nice new thing for less."

"That's true. Hold on." I covered the mouthpiece and said to Susan, "Frank says we can build a nice new thing for less, and put down that fucking potato." "Language, John." She popped the last potato into her mouth. I turned back to the telephone. "The stables that you saw, Mr Bellarosa, have some historical and architectural value," I explained, wondering why I was bothering, and getting a bit annoyed that he'd drawn me into this conversation. "So," said Mr Bellarosa, "you got somebody to move that thing or not?"

"Actually, not yet. But there are some good restoration firms in the area." "Yeah? Listen. I have about a hundred greaseballs working over here trying to get this place fixed up. I'm gonna send the boss around to you on Saturday morning."

"That's very kind of you, but -"

"Hey, no problem. These guys are good. Old World craftsmen. You don't find guys like that in this country. Everybody here wants to wear a suit. You want to move a brick stable? No problem. These guys could move the Sistine Chapel down the block if the Pope gave them the go-ahead."

"Well -"

"Hey, Mr Sutter, these wops live cement. That's how they learn to walk – with a wheelbarrow. Right? The boss's name is Dominic. He speaks English. I personally guarantee his work. These guys don't fuck up. And the price is going to be right. Saturday morning. How's nine?"

"Well… all right, but – "

"Glad to help out. Just sign this thing, right?"

"Yes."

"Go have your dinner. Don't worry about it. It's done."

"Thank you."

"Sure thing."

I put the phone in the cradle and went back to the table. "No problem."

"Good."

"Is there anything left to eat?"

"No." Susan poured me some wine. "What was he saying at the end there?"

"He's sending Dominic here to look at the job."

"Who's Dominic?"

"Anthony's uncle." I sipped my wine and thought about this turn of events.

Susan asked, "Do you feel awkward now that you wouldn't take his business?" "No. I have a professional life and a private life. Professionally I won't deal with him; privately I'll deal with him only when I have to as a neighbour. Nothing more."

"Is that true?"

I shrugged. "I didn't ask him to send Dominic over. Mr Frank Bellarosa is making it difficult for us to snub him."

"He must like you. When he was in your office, did you get the impression he liked you?"

"I suppose. He thinks I'm smart."

"Well, you are."

"Sure. If I were smart, I never would have let you talk me into moving that stable, paying for half of it, and getting involved with Bellarosa." "That's true. Maybe you're not so smart."

"What's for dessert?"

"Me."

"Again? I had that last night."

"Tonight I have whipped cream on it."

"And a cherry?"

"No cherry."

On Saturday morning, Dominic arrived punctually at our back door at nine A.M. He had parked his truck on the main drive and walked the last hundred yards to our house in a light drizzle. He refused offers of coffee or a hat, so Susan and I showed him to the Bronco and we drove to the stables. Dominic was a man in his late forties, built something like a gorilla that lifts weights. He wore green work clothes, and his skin was already very sun-darkened for April. I still wasn't sure he spoke English or if he just pretended to. Susan speaks a little Italian and tried it out on Dominic, who kept looking at me as if he wanted me to translate or tell her to shut up. Anyway, we all stood in the drizzle while Dominic gave the stable a cursory inspection.

Susan tried to make sure he understood we only wanted the central part moved, not the long wings or the carriage house. "And we want this cobblestone moved, too," she said, "those stone troughs, the wrought-iron work, the slate roof. And it has to be put together the same way over there." She pointed off in the distance. "Intatto, tutto intatto. Capisce? Can you do that?" He looked at her as though she'd just questioned his manhood.

I said to Dominic, "We will take pictures of the stable from all angles." "Yes," Susan said. "I don't want it to wind up looking like the Colosseum, Dominic."

He smiled for the first time.

"How much?" I asked. That's my line.

Dominic pulled a scrap of a brown paper bag from his pocket, wrote a number on it, and handed it to me.

I looked at his written estimate. It wasn't exactly itemized, containing only one number as it were, but the number was about half what I thought it should be. There are, as I've discovered over the years, many forms of bribes, payoffs, and 'favours'. This was one of them. But what could I do? Susan was intent on this and so apparently was Frank Bellarosa. I said something to Dominic that I thought I'd never say to a contractor. I said, "This is too low." He shrugged. "I gotta no overhead, I gotta cheap labour."

Susan didn't bother to look at the number. She asked him, "When can you start?"

"Monday."

"Monday of what year?" she inquired.

"Monday. Monday. Day after tomorra, missus. Three weeks, we finish." Of course this seemed like a homeowner's fantasy come true, which it was. I said to Dominic, "We'll think about it."

Dominic looked at me, then said something odd. He said, "Please." He cocked his head in the direction of Alhambra.

He didn't exactly make a cutting motion across his throat, but I had the distinct impression that if Dominic went back to great Caesar without my okay, he was in trouble. I glanced at Susan, who seemed to be missing the subtleties here.

Susan said to me, "Oh, John, I'm not in the mood to shop around. If it's too low, give him a bonus." She laughed. "Monday, John. Capisce?" Against all my better instincts, I said to Dominic, "All right."

"Molto bene," Susan said.

Dominic looked happy to be working for us for peanuts. I said to him, "You want a cheque now?"

He waved his hand. "No, no. We worka for Mr Bellarosa. You talka ta him. Okay?"

I nodded.

Dominic said, "You taka you horses to Mr Bellarosa stable whila we work." Susan shook her head. "We have many other stables here." She motioned with her hand.