DELIVERY GIRL
LILY KATE
Delivery Girl
Copyright: Lily Kate
ISBN: XXXX
Published: January 20st, 2017
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SYNOPSIS
Good things come in extra-large, smoking hot packages.
Things like…pizza.
Things like the very pizzas I deliver for my dad’s restaurant, Peretti’s Pizza. It’s a temporary job, something to pay the bills until I graduate from school, but it does the trick. In fact, it’s working quite well until Ryan Pierce of the Minnesota Stars decides to order a pizza from me and life as I know it turns upside down.
You see, Ryan Pierce doesn’t just open his front door, he opens it buck naked. And suddenly, I’m not the one boasting the biggest, hottest package in the room. However, it’s what happens next that gives me butterflies whenever my phone beeps. Ryan starts to call, and then text, and then fifteen pizza deliveries and one fantastic night later, we’re friends with benefits.
When he asks me to be his fake girlfriend at his brother’s wedding, I’m happy to help. But the longer we pretend, the more I worry that this is one package I might not be able to handle.
To my other half.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Scarlett Rutgers for the fabulous cover design.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Contents
DELIVERY GIRL
SYNOPSIS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 26
CHAPTER 27
CHAPTER 28
CHAPTER 29
CHAPTER 30
CHAPTER 31
CHAPTER 32
CHAPTER 33
CHAPTER 34
CHAPTER 35
CHAPTER 36
CHAPTER 37
CHAPTER 38
CHAPTER 39
CHAPTER 40
CHAPTER 41
CHAPTER 42
CHAPTER 43
CHAPTER 44
CHAPTER 45
CHAPTER 46
CHAPTER 47
CHAPTER 48
EPILOGUE
THE END
AUTHOR’S NOTE
CHAPTER 1
Andi
“I need one order of a smiley face pie,” my dad shouts. He’s known around town as Papa Peretti, and he runs our family-style pizza joint. “Let’s go, Angela. Don’t keep the happy couple waiting. Spit out your gum and get to work.”
I raise my eyebrows at Angela, who rolls her eyes back. As always, it’s a hectic work environment here at Peretti’s Pizza. It’s a family-run business and, unfortunately, I’m part of the family.
Angela’s also part of the family. She’s my cousin, and we’ve developed a sort of silent language with our eye rolls to communicate. It’s necessary with a dad like Papa Peretti.
“I call delivery on this one.” I raise my hands in a truce. “You’re cooking, Ang.”
Angela spits her gum into the trashcan, scrubs her hands clean, and dives into fresh dough. “Smiley face pizza? Who orders a smiley face pizza?”
Papa Peretti puts a hand on his hip. “Some guy who probably wants to surprise his girlfriend, so make it extra romantic, please.”
Angela sets to work arranging a combination of sausage, pepperoni, and basil into a face. Angela is short, stout, and brash. If they held auditions for a remake of Jersey Shore, she’d be first in line.
Under most circumstances, her orange-ish skin tone would be alarming, but I happen to know she spray tans twice a week, which explains the glow. Then there’s her hair—or more accurately, her helmet. Her hair has enough product in it to set this whole place on fire and is hard as a rock.
“There,” Angela says as she surveys the grinning pizza. She looks at me and winks. “You think that’ll get a girl turned on, Andi?”
“Angela, watch your mouth,” my dad says. “This is a family-run business, and I have zero tolerance for that sort of talk.”
I have no desire to listen to an argument in which my dad and Angela argue about whether or not she’s allowed to say turned on at the office, so I grab the pizza and hightail it out of there as fast as my legs will go.
I plug in the address listed on the receipt and climb into the old Toyota Camry my dad donated as the company car ten years ago. It’s basically my own personal vehicle, but my dad pays the insurance, so he makes sure I know it’s a business car first. It’s parked in the alley out back, which is a moderately safe place for it.
Our little shop is located in an old, crumbling brick building on a block that averages three robberies a week, but the Peretti family is not terrified by this alarming statistic. In fact, it doesn’t faze us at all because we’ve started leaving an extra pizza on our back steps most nights. This creates goodwill between us and the criminals, and because of this, we haven’t been robbed once.
As I wait for the directions to load, I peek under the lid and survey the smiling marinara face. The pepperoni eyeball is winking at me, and I hate to admit that this is the most action I’ve seen in months.
I wink back anyway.
Finally, the lovely lady inside the GPS points me in the direction of Los Feliz, an expensive neighborhood on the outskirts of Los Angeles. For the hundredth time, I debate switching the voice to something more reasonable than a clipped English accent, but I leave it be. My mom died a few years ago, and my dad is so lonely that I suspect he likes the soothing sound of this woman’s fancy voice.
I drive like a madwoman. It’s my last delivery of the night, and I have a show after this. The sooner I finish delivering this pizza, the sooner I can get to the comedy club.
My whole life, I’ve wanted to become a comedienne, a lady comic—it sounds glamorous, doesn’t it? Well, let me assure you, it’s not. I have yet to see a whiff of success, which means I play seedy bars, late-night shows, and extra parts in movies that will never see the silver screen.
Forty minutes later, I’ve crossed the hellhole known as the 405. I park at the curb of the address listed on my GPS. Then I double-check the numbers…and I check one more time, because this can’t be right.