“Cheryl’s been shopping her little heart out trying to find something to wear on television. Costs a fortune, but I say what the hell? She’s happy. I’m happy. You know what I mean?” He winked lewdly. “What a vacation this is turning out to be. First it rains for a week, then we both get goddamn sunburns. But things are looking up. Courtney Castle is coming to town.” A grin on his face, he vanished into the house; the metal screen door screeched shut behind him.

Josie shrugged and hurried back to work. Keeping the bystanders in order wasn’t her problem. The blueprints were in her truck. She needed to make sure the correct walls were coming down.

A loud crash caused her to speed up. She needed to see what was happening and she didn’t want to waste time trying to explain whatever it turned out to be to the man next door. She dashed up the steps, across the small deck, and through the sliding doors into the combination living room/dining room/kitchen area that fronted the house.

The noise had come from a mahogany room divider that had been torn from the rafters and now lay across a huge pile of debris in the middle of the floor. A handmade canoe, still attached to the ceiling, was swaying back and forth.

“Is that thing secure?” Josie asked, stepping back in case it wasn’t.

“Yeah. I sat in it to rip out the nails holding that thing together,” Dottie said, indicating the pile of mahogany.

“Good. The canoe’s going to stay up there. But why isn’t that stuff in the Dumpster?” Josie asked a second question before realizing that she knew the answer to that one. “Where the hell is the Dumpster?”

“Yeah, we were wondering that ourselves,” Dottie said, standing up and stretching out her back.

“Damn, I’ve been using those guys for years. They’re always reliable-”

The squeal of pneumatic brakes interrupted her statement. Jill, who was standing close to the window, glanced out. “They are reliable, if twenty-four hours late is how you define reliable.”

Josie frowned. “Keep working. I’ll be right back.” She ran out to the huge tractor-trailer being maneuvered to the curb.

“What’s going on?” she asked, grabbing on to the rearview mirror and swinging herself up on the cab’s runningboard.

“Whada ya mean?”

But Josie was distracted by the driver’s unusual attire. “Good heavens, you’re wearing a suit. Are you going to a funeral or getting married?”

“It ain’t a suit. It’s a sports jacket and slacks. A double-breasted sports jacket,” he pointed out, flicking his lapel with a filthy thumb.

“Someone change the dress code at Moffat Hauling?” Josie kidded.

“You know, Josie, sometimes a man just likes to look his best.”

“Fine with me as long as you’re going to unload that Dumpster in the driveway right now and as long as you’re going to pick it up a week from today.”

“Scheduled pickup is a week from yesterday.”

“But it was supposed to be dropped off yesterday and we paid for it to be on-site for one week.”

“Tried to drop it off yesterday. Couldn’t. Too many of those television vans around. Not my fault. And it’s the busy season. We’re booked solid. Sorry, Josie, even for a good customer like you we can’t make any changes. I know how you women like to take your time”-he saw the look in Josie’s eyes and changed the end of his sentence-“but you’ll just have to work a bit harder for the next six days.”

Josie realized she wasn’t going to win this fight. “So why don’t you drop this thing off and let us get down to it? I need it to open toward the house, so leave enough space between it and the garage for the doors to swing.”

“No problem. Think the TV people will be here when we come to pick it up? I’m only asking because you’ll have to make sure their vans aren’t in the way-or maybe they will want to tape a segment about hauling. You know. Size of Dumpsters. How to fill them efficiently. Where the garbage goes. That type of thing.”

Josie didn’t smile at his enthusiasm. After all, she had been equally enthusiastic about the prospect of a television appearance just a very short time ago. “I’ll sure suggest it” was all she said.

“Great.” He leaned forward, turned the key in the ignition; the truck roared to life, making further conversation impossible.

Josie knew she could depend on him to do the right thing. Time to get back to work.

Once there was a place to put the debris, the demolition went quickly. The house was getting three additions. One front, one back, and the biggest one up as high as the current building code would allow. All interior walls except for load-bearing beams were being removed. The appliances had already been taken to a resale shop, the furniture donated to a shelter off island. Built inexpensively in the sixties, there were no architectural details worth preserving-except for two. The canoe and a sculpture. Josie turned amid the dust and noise and stared at the sculpture. It sure looked ugly to her. But it was considered priceless by the home’s owners.

For decades, critics have been arguing over the merits of modern sculpture. One of the most controversial artists to ever tie a tree up in monofilament and charge many thousands of dollars for the result of his deed had rented this place one summer in the midseventies. It had been, apparently, a summer with dreadful weather. The combination of being forced to remain inside and the wind and rain, which had smashed almost incessantly against the house, had inspired the man. The result of this creative flow was something Josie had, at first sight, thought was a misshapen piling that had somehow ended up sitting on the hearth of the fireplace. Apparently she’d been wrong; it was ART, and at all costs it was to be protected during the renovation.

Josie was happy with the progress so far and got to work building a reinforced frame around the sculpture. It took her almost an hour and she was less impressed with the aesthetic virtues of the piece when she was done than she’d been when she started. In fact, her cover looked better than the sculpture, she decided, standing up and stretching her tendons. But it was finished.

“Anyone know where there’s a large piece of plywood we can write on?” she asked, looking around. “And a can of paint or something.”

Annette came running with both. Josie painted FRAGILE!! on the wood and hammered the sign across the front of the frame.

“What do you think the Courtney Castle people will think about that?” Jill, her arms full of debris, stopped on her way out the door to ask.

“God knows. But I do know that we won’t get anything accomplished if we worry about their opinion every step of the way. Let me help you all.” She grabbed a slab of Sheetrock that was falling from the wheelbarrow Dottie was pushing and joined her crew in the dirty, exhausting work of demolition.

Two hours later they were sitting on the front deck, exhausted, huge hoagies dripping greasy strings of lettuce and tomato onto their filthy laps when a silver Porsche roared up to the curb and an Armani-clad young woman jumped out of the driver’s seat. The polite smile slowly faded from her face as she surveyed the scene.

“That’s her! That’s Courtney!” Annette announced.

“How can you tell in that getup?” A lavish Hermès scarf swaddled Courtney’s head and massive black sunglasses covered much of her face. Josie stood, unaware that a slab of bologna was sticking to the front of her overalls. She smiled despite her aching back and mounting apprehension and started down the steps to the sidewalk.

“This isn’t going to stay here for long, is it?” Courtney asked, not bothering to introduce herself and staring at the overflowing Dumpster as though she’d never seen one before.

“It’s due to be taken away in six days,” Josie answered. “I’m Josie Pigeon.” She offered a dirty hand.

It was ignored. “Courtney Castle. This really won’t do. Our show teaches people how to do things right. We don’t accept sloppy work.”