Part Three Six Months Later

Chapter 34:// Sacculina

"What the hell is going on with these numbers, people?" Russell Vanowen, Jr., looked up from the PLs in his executive financial summary. He frowned down the burled walnut table running the length of his paneled corporate boardroom. The familiar faces of two dozen Leland board members and senior executives stared back. The faces were all the more familiar because he served on their boards, too. "I've got seven divisions running over budget, with only IT on target. What the hell is going on here? Why didn't I receive any guidance on this?"

Harris Brieknewcz, the CFO, shook his head slowly. "Russ, let me stop you right there. These numbers are wrong."

"Wrong? How are they wrong?"

"Wrong as in not right. Look…" He slid an open binder across the table. Other execs passed it on to Vanowen. "This is what we're getting from our off-line systems."

"What the hell, Harris-you mean spreadsheets? You're passing me spreadsheets? Why did I spend fifty million dollars on a real-time enterprise accounting system if we can just use spreadsheets?"

"The accounting system is wrong. Things are being assigned to the wrong cost centers."

"Forget cost centers-we're sixty million dollars over budget this month. It doesn't matter how you move the shells around. You'll still have the same number of shells."

"Yes, but the numbers aren't being assigned to the correct cost centers-"

"Well, then your people are screwing up the entries-"

"They're not screwing up the data entry, Russ. We're not sixty million dollars off the mark this month from keying errors. I had my people start recording these problems because-"

"Why is this the first I've heard about it?"

Brieknewcz stopped, girded himself, then continued. "You haven't heard about it because Lindhurst told me they'd fix it. It's under his purview, not mine. IT runs the accounting system."

Milton Hewitt, the executive VP of the brokerage division, leaned forward. "He's right, Russ. Our cost centers are under budget this period, and we exceeded our revenue targets. But these reports coming out of the accounting system are all screwed up."

Several others voiced their agreement.

Vanowen threw up his hands. "Jesus H. fucking Christ…" He looked around. "Lindhurst! Where's Lindhurst?"

Everyone glanced around theatrically. They knew he wasn't present. Again.

Vanowen dropped his leather folio onto the table with a bang. "Goddamnit! Janice!"

The disembodied voice of Vanowen's secretary carried over from somewhere among the chairs lining the wall. "Yes, Russ."

"Is Lindhurst in today? Has he been reminded of this meeting? The monthly board meeting?"

"I checked his calendar. He should be in. I phoned him this morning."

"And what did he say?"

"Voice mail. I left three messages. And I e-mailed him."

"Goddamnit! Did you call his cell phone?"

"Voice mail. Voice mail on his home and car phones, too."

Chris Hempers, the COO, raised a finger to call attention to himself. "I flew to the trade summit in Montreal with him yesterday."

"He left town with this going on? Is he back in the office?"

Hempers nodded. "We took one of the Gulfstreams-Ludivic, Ryans, Lindhurst, and I."

Several voices said simultaneously, "He's here."

They smelled blood-a career being cut short-and the possibility of a high-level opening for a friend or relation.

Vanowen was building a head of steam-for which he was justifiably famous. "Well, now I know why he doesn't want to be here. His folks have screwed up the accounting system, and they hid the problems from me. I hope Lindhurst has a drug problem, because that's about the only thing that would explain this. Janice, get him on this phone right now." He pointed to the cutting-edge speakerphone in the center of the tabletop.

"I just tried his line again, Russ. Voice mail."

"Goddamnit!" Vanowen glanced around. "Board members, please carry on with the agenda. Ryans, you preside. I'm going to retrieve our Mr. Lindhurst, and we'll get to the bottom of this right now."

Like most companies, Leland Equity Group maintained a data center where no window offices would be lost-in the basement. Thus, Leland's fifty-story office tower had several temperature-controlled subbasements linked directly into the fiber optic network running beneath the streets of downtown Chicago. From the subbasement the IT department's tendrils spread to every corner of the building, snaking up all fifty floors through trunk lines that fanned out on each floor to tap every employee individually.

As Vanowen took the separate bank of elevators leading into the basement, he realized how like the Sacculinaparasite the IT department was. And lately it had been growing. Without authorization.

Lindhurst said he'd taken care of this.

Months ago, Lindhurst had moved from his corner office on the forty-ninth floor into the windowless bowels of the building. It was an unprecedented gesture of hands-on management. To Vanowen's delight, Lindhurst presided over a two-month bloodbath of IT layoffs. Purging the department of "questionable individuals," cleansing the global organization, and hiring new people who had no doubt where their loyalties should lie. And Leland Equity not only remained, it thrived like never before. The would-be Daemon was stopped-Lindhurst had succeeded, and not a word about their little «difficulty» had made it into the press. The problem was gone.

But now something frightening was happening. The accounting system was wrong. They were a private equity house, for chrissakes. They had to know how to add and subtract numbers.

Vanowen was starting to wonder whether Lindhurst had manufactured this whole threat. Was he that ambitious? Was he that clever?

No way.

Lindhurst certainly had his little fiefdom locked down tight now. Even Vanowen had to order lobby security to enter a code into the keypad in the elevators to get them to move down into the subbasement. The place was like a missile silo. Perhaps Lindhurst was getting too distant from upper management. Perhaps it was time to pull him back into the executive suite. Or to fire him. Vanowen pondered this as the elevator doors opened onto a long, featureless white hallway on level B-2. Uncharacteristically, the hall ran straight ahead, no right or left. Vanowen had never been down here. The corridor stretched for what looked like a hundred feet or more. It had the plastic smell of new construction. Not a sign, a receptionist desk, or anything. He hesitated a moment.

But Vanowen still felt a bit of anger, so he strode out and down the hall, his expensive shoes clacking on the black tile floor.

What the hell kind of place is this?

He tried to recall any descriptions of the IT department by other executives, but came up empty. He kept clicking down the interminable hallway. There were no doors. He squinted ahead, but the hallway somehow seemed to disappear in a dim blackness. Surely he should be able to see the end of it.

He glanced back at the elevator door. It was nearly a hundred feet back. Could they have mistakenly sent him to the storage floor?

He turned front again and peered into the distance. Damnedest thing.

Then something impossible happened. A female voice spoke to him from the air six inches in front of his face. "Why have you come here?"

Vanowen jumped back three feet and nearly fell on his ass. His gasp echoed down the hallway in both directions. He took a moment to catch his breath. He held his chest, still gasping for air. Was he having a coronary?

The voice spoke again, from that spot in midair. "You were commanded to stay out of this place."