Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Picture yourself on a train in a station

With plasticine porters with looking-glass ties.

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,

The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Aaaah,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Aaaah,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Martha, my dear, though I spend my days

In coversation please remember me,

Martha, my love,

Don't forget me, Martha, my dear.

Hold your head up, you silly girl,

Look what you've done.

When you find yourself in the thick of it,

Help yourself to a bit

Of what is all around you.

Silly girl,

Take a good look around you,

Take a good look you've bound to see

That you and me were meant to be

For each other, silly girl.

Joan was quizzical,

Studied pataphysical

Science in the home.

Late nights all alone with a test tube,

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Maxwell Edison,

Majoring in medicine,

Calls her on the phone.

"Can I take you out to the pictures,

Jo-o-o-oan?"

But, as she's getting ready to go,

A knock comes on the door.

Bang! Bang!

Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.

Clang! Clang!

Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

Back in school again,

Maxwell plays the fool again,

Teacher gets annoyed.

Wishing to avoid

An unpleasant sce-e-e-ene.

She tells Max to stay

When the class has gone away,

So, he waits behind.

Writing fifty times,

"I must not be so-o-o-o."

But, when she turns her back on the boy,

He creeps up from behind.

Bang! Bang!

Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.

Clang! Clang!

Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

P.C. Thirty one

Said, "We're caught a dirty one."

Maxwell stands alone.

Painting testimonial pictures,

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Rose and Valerie,

Screaming from the gallery,

Say he must go free.

The judge does not agree

And he tells them so-o-o-o.

But, as the words are leaving his lips,

A noise come from behind.

Bang! Bang!

Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head.

Clang! Clang!

Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead.

Mean mr. Mustard sleeps in the park,

Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road;

Saving up to buy some clothes;

Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.

Such a mean old man,

Such a mean old man.

His sister Pam works in a shop,

She never stops, she's a go getter.

Takes him out to look at the Queen;

Only place that he's ever been.

Always shouts out something obscene.

Such a dirty old man,

Dirty old man.

Ah Kansas City

Going to get my baby back home

I'm going to Kansas City

Going to get my baby back home

Well its a long long time too

My baby's been gone

Ah, Kansas City

Going get my baby one time

I'm going to Kansas City

Going get my baby one time

Its a just a 1-2-3-4,

5-6-7-8-9

Hey hey hey hey

(hey hey hey hey)

Hey, baby

(hey, baby)

Ooh now girl

(yeah, yeah)

I said yeah now, huh

(girl, girl)

Now now now now tell me baby

What's been wrong with you

Hey hey hey hey

(hey hey hey hey)

Hey now baby

(hey baby)

Ooh now girl

(yeah, yeah)

I said yeah now, huh

(girl, girl)

Now now now now tell me baby

What's been wrong with you

I said bye

(bye bye bye bye)

Bye bye baby bye bye

(bye bye bye bye)

So long

(so long so long)

Bye bye baby I'm gone

(bye bye bye bye)

I said bye bye baby

Bye, bye, bye, bye

Bye now bye

(bye bye bye bye)

Bye now baby bye

(bye bye bye bye)

Michelle, ma belle

These are words that go together well,

My Michelle.

Michelle, ma belle

Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble,

Très bien ensemble.

I love you, I love you, I love you,

That's all I want to say,

Until I find a way

I will say the only words I know

That you'll understand.

Michelle, ma belle

Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble,

Très bien ensemble.

I need to, I need to, I need to,

I need to make you see

Oh what you mean to me,

Until I do I'm hoping you will know

What I mean.

I love you.

I want you, I want you, I want you,

I think you know by now,

I'll get to you somehow

Until I do I'm telling you

So you'll understand.

Michelle, ma belle

Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble,

Très bien ensemble.

I will say the only words I know

That you'll understand,

My Michelle.

You've been treating me bad, Misery.

I'm the kind of guy

Who never used to cry,

But now you're treating me bad, Misery.

I've lost you now I'm sure,

I won't see you no more.

It's gonna be a drag, Misery.

I remember all the little things we've done.

You'll remember and you'll be the lonely one, lonely one.

Please come back to me,

'Cause ev'ryone can see

Without you I will be in misery.