Ralph Bales turned and walked through the bar into the restaurant behind. He slid into one of the booths. Stevie followed him like a butt-swatted puppy and sat opposite.
Ralph Bales said, "You're an asshole."
"First, what it was, he walked out of the camper and got on the Yamaha. How was I supposed to know there'd be somebody else inside? You said he'd be riding a bike. And like, anyway, you didn't describe him."
"Shut up and listen to me. Lombro is really pissed now."
"It wasn't my fault."
"Excuse me, I mean, excuse me? When're you gonna learn that guys like this don't think about fault. What're you going to say? 'Gee, Mr. Lombro, first I shot a cop and now I killed the wrong man but I've got an excuse'?"
"Did you tell him I did it?" Stevie whispered.
To Ralph Bales's glee the kid was seriously nervous now. He let Stevie hang-in the wind for some very lengthy seconds.
"I didn't tell him your name."
"Thanks, Ralph. That was all right of you."
"I just told him a guy we hired made a mistake."
" "We hired.' Like you and me, we hired somebody else. So he won't think it was me." Stevie nodded. "That was good."
"He was pissed but he's not going to do anything about it. He's not going the whole nine yards with the bonus, because of the screwup but he'll give us something. If you do it right this time."
"Maybe what you could do is describe him better to me.
"Maybe what I could do is hold your hand and take you up and introduce you…"
"Aw, Ralph, come on…"
"Look, this thing is running away from us."
"Maybe we should just vanish."
"Without a penny? I wish you'd done the cop right."
"You could've, too." Stevie said cautiously.
Ralph Bales opened his mouth to protest then remembered his gun muzzle nestling in the cop's hair. "I could have, too. Yeah."
The waitress came by and they ordered boilermakers and hamburgers. When she left, Ralph Bales said, "Okay, well, do the witness this time and do it right."
Stevie said, "All right, sure. You still want it to be an accident? I mean, if that's what you want…"
Ralph Bales considered this. "Do it however you want I don't care."
This relieved Stevie immensely and he said, "I just want to say one thing. First, you didn't describe him very well-"
Ralph Bales turned on him.
Stevie lifted two palms and grinned. "Joke, Ralphy. Joke. You got to keep a sense of humor about these things."
"He killed my friend," Pellam said, "and I'm going to get him."
Donnie BufFett was not interested in what Pellam was going to do. Penny had called and chanted over the phone to him for five minutes while he stared at the receiver, first in disbelief, then in disgust. He had finally hung up and left the phone off the hook. Then he had been taken downstairs and poked and probed all morning. He had been told to contract his sphincter. He had said peevishly, "My what?" And the young intern had said, "Your rectum, contract it." And Buffett had said loudly, so that patients up and down the hall could hear, "Oh, you mean my asshole?"
The rest of the exam had gone like that.
Now here was Pellam, sweating and wild-eyed and talking about getting people.
"Look, you steal my gun, you give me a lecture about things you don't know from, then you come in and you start rambling about some killing or another. What," Buffett said evenly, "do you want from me?"
Pellam leaned close. Buffett blinked at the nearness of his face, the pores he could see clearly, the way the dark hairs on the top of the man's forehead disappeared smoothly into the skin.
The look in Pellam s eyes reminded him of young cops after their first firefight. Eager and energized but also quiet-ironically calmed by death. And because of that, scary. Extremely scary.
Pellam said, "The man in the Lincoln killed my friend."
Buffett did not respond and Pellam told him about Stiles death. 'They got us mixed up. They saw him leave the camper on the bike and they killed him. They thought it was me."
"Look, Pellam, it's crazy to drive a cycle in the city. Accidents happen. I could tell you the statistics."
"Hell with statistics. I want you to tell me how to do it."
"Do what?"
"Arrest him. Can I shoot him if I have to?" The chanting and the poking and probing faded from the cop's mind. Pellam and his calm, scary eyes had Buffett's full attention. "Let me make a call." He was on the phone for ten minutes as Pellam stared out the window. Pellams lips moved silently from time to time. Into the phone, the cop asked, "Any chance it's related to the Pellam thing?… Uh-huh. Yeah, well, I know how you guys feel but I'm starting to think he's okay… Yeah, Pellam, I mean. I'm not so sure he did see the guy in the Lincoln."
Pellam's head turned.
Buffett said, "Well, do what you gotta, I understand. But take it easy on him. It was his buddy got killed."
When he hung up the cop said, "They're calling it an accident. Hit-and-run. The truck driver said the car clipped the cycle.
The tag numbers from a stolen Dodge."
"There. Stolen."
"Most hit-and-runs involve stolen cars. That's why they're hit-and-runs."
Pellam leaned forward again. "Look, I know it was the guy with the mark on his face. He must've seen me go to Peterson's office after Nina was attacked."
"I'll have Gianno and Hagedorn look into it. They-"
Pellam exploded, "Look into it? Look into it? All they do is hassle me. You don't understand. I'm going out that door in five minutes and I'm going to find the guy who killed my friend and I'm going to get him. If you won't help then the hell with you!"
"Look, Pellam, if he did it then the guy's a pro. He's not going to let you just arrest him. You, by yourself, no backup? Are you crazy? Are you ready to waste him if you have to? You ever shot anybody before?" Buffett shook his head with a condescending smile.
Pellam unzipped his jacket and pulled the Colt Peacemaker from his belt. The grin left the patrolman's mouth and his uneasy eyes followed the gun as it went back into the waistband.
"One thing you might want to remember," Pellam said quietly. "The guy with the mark on his face? He's probably the partner of the man I saw get out of the Lincoln and that makes him the one who shot you."
No, Buffett hadn't thought about that. But he did now for a long moment. He said slowly, "I'm a cop. I can't help you kill someone. I don't care who it is."
"I'm not going to kill him. I'm going to arrest him."
Buffett's tongue gingerly touched the comer of his lips. "I don't know what to tell you."
"How do I make a citizens arrest? Do I have to get him to confess? Can I just arrest him, like in the movies? Do I have to read him his rights?"
Buffett the cop considered. "Well, you don't have probable cause. The truck driver didn't get a look at the guy driving the Dodge. The procedure our guys'd use is to find a suspect, then bring him in and interview him. Not arrest him. Just talk to him. He doesn't get a lawyer for that but he can get up and walk out any time he wants."
"Just talk to him?"
"Try to find inconsistencies. Maybe he'll mention people who're supposed to be alibis, but we can squeeze them and get them to turn. It's a hell of a lot of work, Pellam. You don't just arrest somebody."
"What if I had a tape recorder with me and got him to say something in it?"
"You can tape yourself talking to somebody without a court order. That's okay. But it's a little risky, isn't it?"
"It'll be admissible and everything?"
"Probably."
Pellam shrugged. He walked to the door and stopped. "What you told them. I appreciate it."